Don't steal my stuff then try to sell it back to me !!!

There are LAWS against receiving STOLEN GOODS and selling them on. 

Why did you take MY stuff and then try to con me into buying it back? 
Extortion !! 

Do you think i'm that stupid, John ?? Or is this just ANOTHER TAX ??

Mate... If I was you, i'd be lookin' over my shoulder from now on !!!!

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